some reasons why you should invite us to your party

Now you must be wondering, why hire us to mix drinks at your party?

1)because you like drinking cocktails and getting high but don't want to spend $50 in a club rubbing your skin on someone else's sweaty body, for fear of contracting some strange disease.

2)because you would rather get high with a close group of friends in a more intimate environment with the knowledge that your safety is in good hands, instead of with a close group of friends and 6510518410734650 other strangers who might stick a rubber hand up your anoos.

3)because you would rather puke in a toilet bowl than puke on someone grinding against you and then get man-handled by bouncers throwing you out.

4)because you want to drink in the comfort of your own house or chalet, instead of in some club and be forced to pay the midnight surcharge for your taxi fare home.

5)BECAUSE WE CAN'T BE BOTHERED ABOUT FORMALITIES!