We at Partymakers sure know how to enjoy this festive season.
Besides cheating at mahjong, mugging, stealthily creeping into strangers' houses to solicit hongbaos from unsuspecting aunties, mugging, playing poker with rabbit candy and ferreros, and mugging, the partymakers have also racked their brains can have come up with two absolutely delightful festive cocktails.
Presenting our festive collection 2007:
The eighty-eight
2 measures of Absolut Mandarin + I slice of ripe mandarin Chew the mandarin so that it mixes with the alcohol
Serving instructions:
1) Gather a bunch of mahjong buddies
2) Shout YAM SENG loudly as you hoist the EIGHTY-EIGHT into the air
3) At the end of SENG, bang your 88 loudly on the table and bottoms up
P.S. You will probably want to pretend to drink it. After repeating a few rounds of this we assure you'll be the MAHJONG KING and win a lot of money.
Crouching Orange, Hidden Hangover
1 Measure Triple Sec + 1 Measure Galliano + Top up with Florida NaturalFlame the Mandarin peel before serving
This is the perfect drink for serving aunties. It looks innocent enough, but IT PACKS A HIDDEN PUNCH!
plus it tastes really good. we promise
also when the aunties are drunk enough, pretend you havent received your angbow.
you can then repeat until they're drunk or out of money.
(Can also be used on pretty daughters of your mums' colleagues)
On this note we would like all a happy cny and mugging season.
remember! no party begins till we say so
SO hire us the next time u wanna have a fun party!!!
(not now though.. we got exams)
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